sneaks

If a 13-year-old walks into the room with a too-large smile on his face and offers you a bowl of popcorn, be warned: it probably means he and his Dad have concocted something bearing the dreaded Tabasco. You love popcorn, so you'll grab a big handful as you absentmindedly type away on your laptop...noticing the orange stain on the kernels, but ignoring your brain as it says, "Don't eat that!" This will not be a practical joke at your expense--this will simply be two males who think the popcorn-eating experience is exponentially heightened if they can simultaneously numb their taste buds with searing heat.