Don't try this at home.

Evany's "patton, presents, and a small fire" was the second post I've read this week about Patton Oswalt's recent show in S.F. Okay, so the guy must be a helluva lot funnier in person than he is on "King of Queens." (Ahhh, Cobb's...I remember Cobb's...someday soon...actual comedy clubs...)

I needed a good laugh...and I got one reading the last paragraph.